DOG PROPERTY LAWS

1/ If i like it, it's mine.
2/ If it's in my mouth, it's mine
3/ If i can take it from you, it's mine.
4/ If i had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5/ If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6/ If i'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7/ If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8/ If i saw it first, it's mine.
9/ If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10/ If it's broken, it's yours.